Sunday, April 6, 2008

Where's the Beef Pork?

What happens when you have a latent population where the demand for chops, ham, bacon, and pork BBQ (all from one mythical creature!) finally hits boiling point? Give those people their own "secret back room" in the grocery store, that's what. Right next to the magazines with black plastic and the fireworks is the super-secret pork room. "Excuse me Mr. Shopkeep - I'm looking for something in a pig belly. What do you have in the back?". Oh boy - it was only a matter of time.

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