Empty Apartment Building Hijinx

So, we've gone nuts. Between the elevator races, parking space bingo, and renaming the doorman each day, we are officially obnoxious Americans (because we, like, totally weren't already). Before you get upset and roll your eyes that we are in fact representing stars and stripes in the Middle East, a quick caveat: our building is DESERTED.

The building we are in was just delivered from the construction company to the owners 2 weeks ago - 3 days before we got the keys. We're on the 28th floor, and there's still sand in the living room (and on the windows, on the walls, in the cabinets...). Best guess, there are 5-10 other occupied apartments in the building - out of 170. Other than the aforementioned "new apartment building games" (look for our best seller on the subject), there is a good perk of parking next to the dude with the McLaren every day (he plays parking bingo too). I do think Ferris Bueller said it best: It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.