Thursday, March 6, 2008

Oh, the humanity!

You want to know why there's been silence for two weeks?
Well, you're right - every one of you have been extremely
bad at writing comments, so we're done with this stupid blog
thing. You suck, and it's all your fault. Don't you
remember what your parents taught you? You want to receive
mail? Write some already! What do you think this is, some
sort of online web-log with an email component that keeps
you up to date regardless of your willingness to contribute?

Man, bluffs are so much better in person. You win. I'm
totally caving, and I'll do whatever you want.

Unless, of course, an elbow has been put through my laptop
screen (see exhibit A, above). So, this is time, dear
readers, that I reach out for a tithing! What are you going
to do without our blog? I reckon, probably, read a good
book - and none of us want to happen. What's it gonna take
for you to get Matt and Katie a new laptop? Play the latest online
game (, and see what you can win!

1 comment:

Bonnie said...

Where do you come up with these links? Spank the Monkey!! On my first try I hit 254 mph and I don't even know how I did it. Is there some sort of record I should be trying to beat? How did you do?